Rewards & Account Upgrades

How do reward points work? Reward points are gifted or earned with each item bought in our store. The amount of reward points given for each item is based on the your current rank in our system. Reward points can be used to add additional items to your order or to even cover the complete cost of an order.

What are the ranks, their benefits and how do I earn each 

  • Iron 5% – New members with less than a year
    To earn this status, you simply do nothing but eat chicken, lift weights and order big

  • Steel 7.5% – Seasoned members from our site and/or eroids
    -Members of Titans with 1 year or more active on our site (Automatic)
    -Member of eroids for over 1yr with recent rated review (30 days) and a minimum of 30 karma
    Steel membership is permanent


  • Silver 10% – For gentlemen (or ladies) and scholars
    VIP LEVEL 1
    -Steel members of Titans with 5 years or more active (Automatic)
    -Top bracket of spenders/orders (early promotion)
    *ADDITIONAL PERKS*
    Bonus of 2.5% of your total year end sales returned in points for top 15 spenders
    Special access to low stock or hidden items
    Ability to order during closures from Titans or one of our affiliates
    Front of the line shipping once payment has processed
    Silver membership is permanent


  • Gold 15% – The high rollers club
    VIP LEVEL 2
    -Top bracket of the spenders/orders
    -Silver members from the previous year are considered first
    *PERKS*
    Bonus of 3% of your total year end sales returned in points if you were promoted or maintained your position.
    No processing time on payments
    Front of the line shipping
    Special access to low stock or hidden items
    Ability to order during closures
    Gold is a temporary status change and will revert to silver or steel based on qualifications for the following year. There are 5 Gold members for 2026


  • Platinum 20% plus VIP services Is it Bezos, is it Musk? Who knows but these are the 1% of the 1%
    VIP LEVEL 3
    -Must have previously been a Gold member
    -Must have maintained top ranking for the previous year
    *PERKS*
    Bonus of 3.5% of your total year end sales returned in points if you were promoted or maintained your position.
    Front of the line shipping
    No processing time on payments
    Special access to low stock or hidden items
    Ability to order during closures from Titans or one of our affiliates
    We’ll do the freaky shit your lady wont in order to keep you happy. Open to special requests
    This is a permanent status change. We only choose one new Platinum member per year from the Gold status group and only if they qualify. For 2026 there are no new Platinum members


How do I apply for an upgrade? 
You email us that you wish to upgrade to and any pertinent information such as eroids handle. After 1yr, your account will automatically be upgraded to steel.
You can not apply for Silver, Gold or Platinum status
Click here to request upgrade

What are some other ways to get points? 
You can earn points by running lab tests through Janoshik, blood labs, etc and posting them on eroids. Each lab test will earn you 500pts 
Simply message Uncleyoked on eroids with your email address and a link to your labs in order to claim.